The Benevolent Dictatorship
of
Baja LasVegastan
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Welcome to The Benevolent Dictatorship of Baja
LasVegastan, HMFIC Tom Streeter
(a/k/a "Jim-Bob the Third"), Benevolent Dictator!
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The Benevolent Dictatorship is a true model for how
the politics of all other nations (including, without limitation, the
United States of America) should be structured.
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Here are some extracts from its
Constitution.
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The Benevolent Dictatorship is so secret that only the agents at the CIA know about it
-- and they aren't telling! Here is their proposed webpage
for Baja LasVegastan in the famous and authoritative
CIA World
Factbook. They've promised to upload it onto their website just as soon as
they've finished operations in the South-central and Western Asia and have a little time to spiff
up their Internet presence.
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Each year, on April 25, the Benevolent Dictatorship honors
Carnation Day, in honor of the 1974 Carnation
Revolution in Portugal.
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Like all nations, The Benevolent Dictatorship has the usual
Incidents of Sovereignty:
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Like most autocracies, The Benevolent Dictatorship has an
established church: Mahatmalamalism.
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Each year, on the Last Saturday of July,
The Benevolent Dictatorship
celebrates its independence from the USA.
*Head Man, First In Charge
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