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Besides, if you did sue us, you wouldn't get anything of much value (maybe a
10-inch dobsonian that needs a new secondary mirror that none of my friends even
borrow anyway). And we have friends who are lawyers. Big, powerful lawyers that
can whup your lawyers. And they carry beepers.
Did we mention spelling? We are not responsible for any speling errors. Or
grammar error. Or any errors that nobody even considers errors, but might be
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but not limited to the Universe. We absolve ourselves of any blame for links
that don't work, have too many gratuitous graphics, use frames, or are only
updated once a year, even though they say they're updated hourly.
We are not legally bound to do anything, say anything, write anything, download
or upload anything, or even exist in any dimension which can be construed as
being subject to any law, regulation or petty gripe.
In short, we are, but legally, we aren't -- because we said so in our
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you to the incredible opportunity to be just about anything you would like to
be.
[NOTE: This is not original to me, but I can't track it down. So sue me.]
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