The Universal Mahatmalamalist Established Church
of
Baja LasVegastan

The Benevolent Dictatorship of Baja LasVegastan has an established church. The Benevolent Dictator is, ex officio, its head. Think:

• a century ago, "Czar" and "Russian Orthodox Church";
• or, nowadays, "Ayatollah" and "Iran".

In affairs of state, the Benevolent Dictator has decreed that he shall be known as "Benevolent Dictator", and shall be addressed as "Your Benevolence". In affairs of the soul, the Benevolent Dictator has decreed that he shall be known as "Mahatmalama", and shall be addressed as "Your Mahatmalamalence". For this reason, "The Established Church of Baja LasVegastan" is often known as "The Mahatmalamalist Church", "The Universal Mahatmalamalist Church", or "The Universal Mahatmalamalist Established Church of Baja LasVegastan". Indeed, the Mahatmalama has decreed that these four names are to be used interchangeably.

Click below for official promulgations, including:

• a summary of the doctrines of The Mahatmalamalist Church;
• an extraordinarily powerful demonstration of the universal power, authority, and jurisdiction of the Mahatmalamalist Church;
• instructions on how to convert; and
• a description of tithing duties.

It is a mortal sin, bringing forth Death At Armageddon:

• to print out, or otherwise copy or archive, any promulgation of The Mahatmalamalist Church;
• to compare any purported previous promulgation of The Mahatmalamalist Church with the actual and current promulgations of The Mahatmalamalist Church (as viewed -- but not downloaded or printed out -- on this website); or
• to allege or believe, whether in-print or orally or on-line or otherwise, that any of the promulgations of The Mahatmalamalist Church has ever changed.

All of such sins are also:

• copyright violations; and will be vigorously pursued throughout the world in all member-nations of all international copyright conventions to which the Benevolent Dictatorship is a party; and
• crimes under the laws of Baja LasVegastan; and minions of the Benevolent Dictator will scour the globe for such sinners and/or criminals, and will render them to the courts of Baja LasVegastan so that Justice Shall Be Served.